help!

The Homestar Runner website is having a sale on their messenger bags and I've got me a massive hankering for one. It's the accessory for every girl. And boy. But which do I choose? I think I've ruled out the Homestar one because it's blue but do I go for grey or timeless black? And if I go grey, do I go for Strongbad or The Cheat? Oh the choices! At the moment I think my choices are between The Cheat and Trogdor. Which do I choose?