Wednesday, May 31, 2006

happy blathering about nothing much really

So Aynia the Organisational Nazi is out in full force today. I have booked me & Ali in for a taster session on a climbing wall, I've called the martial arts people and booked myself in for an intro class, sorted out birthday invites (well Kerry sorted it, I tweaked it and gave my high and mighty approval) and it's only lunchtime! Sure, three things may not sound like much but the first two have been hanging over my head for ages. It turns out that this martial arts place may not be my ultimate dream come true- the weapons classes consist of cycling through a range of weapons (and I don't feel you can learn any weapon properly if you're only doing it once a week for a couple of months) but maybe it'd be fun to dabble in a range of things. The guy on the phone did mention Chinese broadswords and that can hardly be a bad thing, can it?

On other things, the weather seems to be gradually shaping up in to something I might call summer. On Sunday a bunch of us went to Hyde Park for a day out. There was eating and drinking and lots of frisbee and kicking around of a bouncy ball and also cartwheeling (me only on that one). It was just nice to be outside and active and horsing around (which is my nice way of describing what I look like as I run after a frisbee like a psycho un-co). The pic, for those interested in putting faces to names, is of Tanya and Andy. I also dragged Sarah (the other pic) along although I wasn't lucky enough to drag her off the blanket to run after a frisbee. After frisbee, the boys decided to play a game of footie (soccer to the plebs) so I bowed out at this point and just as well. There were two British lads there and one, when he took off his jersey, looked like what I would call a typical Brit. Shaved head, sunnies, v buff (not the norm) and resplendent in white wifebeater. What was hilarious about this though was the effort and mean intent behind his game of footie. You'd see a skin head charging across the grass, looking all athletic as he dodged back and forth but when you looked down, you'd see that what he was chasing was in fact a small beach ball, decorated in bright primary colours. At the time, the contrast of the two was bloody hilarious.

In other upcoming events of my life- on Thursday I am going to see Phoenix Foundation which I am sooooooooooo excited about, I just hope it doesn't make me homesick- and on June 17 I'm going to the Foo Fighters. There's a whole bunch of us short women going but we'll have some tall strapping lads to act as buffers so I'm sure it'll be a riot. And I get to see Aimee and Reece so I’m just one big bundle of eager anticipation at the moment.

And who would have though that 'They Might Be Giants' would come in handy but last night Sarah was reading a travel brochure and asked where Constantinople and like lighting I said, "It's Istanbul." Of course then I had to carry on with, "Istanbul was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople, been a long time gone, Constantinople, now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night." Needless to say, I got that blank/sceptical/confused/do-we-need-to-lock-her-up look that I am so familiar with. It's not my fault that she isn't familiar with a band that writes some of the craziest lyrics I've ever had the pleasure to sing along with.

Dorkland!

Here I am!
Post-Critic smester 1, post-critic drunken dinner, and now in Auckland, my new home for 3 weeks.

"What," you may ask "are you doing in Dorkland?". And I'd have one word for you "Metro"'. I have pleaded and begged with Jenny Nicholls, Art Director, to let me come watch her and her minions at work. Real magazine peeps creating a real magazine. I say "real" beacause these crazies get paid for evey hour they work AND win Qantas media awards, and if that isn't a stamp that you're a real magazine, then I don't know what is. I'm hoping that not only will it be a completely edifiying experience into the world of magazine production, but also an opportunity to find the perfect pair of boots.
Yeah... not those.
I start next week, so this week is just the exploration of a big city by a small city girl. Apparently last year Auckland increased by one and a bit Dunedins! Also they have Wendy's, and motorways, phone numbers that begin with different digits in the same city, fast broad band and fancy weather patterns (sun). They also have RainbowsEnd (BIG news if you come form an amusement park-free town), so that is definitely on the agenda, as is some food from other countries (other than noodles), and maybe a trip up the big phallis.

Anyway, since I'm doing something that isn't the general routine of working on a weekly mag that is 622 steps away from your house, I will be posting a bit over the next couple weeks.
Pity I didn't bring a digital camera. Maybe I'll buy one at that parallell import place you always see on tv.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

if ya can't beat 'em

With the football World Cup only 2 weeks off, England is soon to be tight in the grips of football fever. If you think the Brits are passionate about their footie now, just give them a fortnight. Already shops have their displays in red and white (like the pic above which is from the op shop beside work) and you can buy all kinds of paraphernalia (see below) to show just how cool you are.
At the moment one of the main points of tension is Wayne Rooney's broken foot. Today the doctor's prognosis was released to the public but even so, the feedback seems mixed. This morning a guy at work announced that Rooney was out of the cup. I swear Charlotte had tears in her eyes. All she said was, "Well that's it then, we won't win." But then half an hour later she claims that he'll be fine to play. I don't know. And honestly, I don't really care but I can see myself getting swept up in the spirit of it all. I mean it's that or get the crap beaten out of me when I use my usual method of who to support which involves watching the first 10 mins of a game and then cheering for the side that I think has the most attractive players...

Friday, May 26, 2006

if I were a pirate...

My name would be Iron Anne Rackham. I got this link from Kitty who had it on the Critic blog. Check it out, it's mucho fly. I didn't like my first result (a pack of scurvy lies, I smell lovely)
So I went back for another go. Aaaarr!

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

if Jesus were a root system...

I came across this interesting snippet in the Metro weeks ago but haven't got around to scanning it in yet. It never ceases to amaze me where people can find manifestations of faith- grilled cheese sandwiches, weeping statues(maybe slightly more understandable and WARNING- that link leads to a site which is comic sans) and now, even in the roots of potplants. Hallelujah. Maybe I'm a cynic (and no, I'm not an atheist, more agnostic really) but surely if Jesus were going to manifest himself in some way, he would choose something other than emerging from a terracotta pot?

Monday, May 22, 2006

bonnie olde Belfast

I am officially on my self-declared lunch break right now. I was off sick for half of Thursday and all of Friday and there's a lot of catching up to do. This morning I've been some kind of organisational demon, multi-tasking as I calmly handle a list of last-minute fuckups that tend to accompany the impending doom of a deadline. But right now it's time to write- about me.

I think I've got my groove back- I've been slightly off kilter for the past two weeks, maybe even the past month (since getting back from NZ really). I've been kinda down, almost constantly tired, not a jolt of endorphin to be found anywhere near the gym, it was all kinda blerck really. But this morning I woke up before my alarm for the first time in a month and felt very fresh and rejuvenated and not even the rainy London sky could turn my smile upside down. I went to the gym and powered through the cross-trainer and onto the bike and came out actually feeling like I'd achieved something. And I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch but maybe, just maybe, my normal chipper self is back in the game.

Speaking of counting chickens, the martial arts people haven't called me so now I'm going to have to call them. Bugger. I'm really more of a mountain-come-to-Mohamed kind of girl but in this case I fear I may have to be slightly more pro-active. How vexing.

This weekend Kerry and I headed to Belfast to visit Corin and, tired as I still was, I had a pretty cool time. Getting up at 4am to catch our early flight was not so cool but luckily other people flying over buddies of Corin's from London and Edinburgh also had to get up a similarly ungodly hour so we all were equally in need of an afternoon kip. Before the much needed kip, Kez and I took a black cab tour of Belfast which was a politically-based one that involved going around a lot of the murals in the Catholic and Protestant areas and having the politics adn history explained to us. It was an eye-opener and quite saddening in a way. The situation in Ireland is in no way simple and is really more political than religious but the phrase 'can of worms' doesn't even begin to describe it.

The first place we stopped was in The Shankles, a Protestant area. The vibe of this area is hard to describe but desolate comes close. There are various political murals on the sides of the buildings but even though the sun was shinging, this place felt scary. The impact of these massive paintings with strongly emotive political messages is quite overwhelming.

This is one of the murals with close-ups of the messages on the bottom at either side.

These are most of the other murals scattered around the outside of the 'park' (if that's what you want to call it).

Our next stop was one of the "peace walls". This is not once continuous wall but rather has sections throughout the city. It's different heights in different areas but has been erected upon the request of both sides (because in this city, lines are still drawn). It's hard to convey the height of this and I know I'm short but this should give some idea of the size. This section is just bloody HUGE.

Here's a pic of Kez signing the wall (like I was in the one above). Apart from weird political art and general graffiti, tourists who come to visit the wall also sign it.

I asked our taxi driver but he didn't know how long this particular section of the wall was. This shows it stretching out behind us and it was about the same ahead of us as well. Belfast is not a pretty city, it's mainly industrial and on the whole feels quite gritty and you commonly get very 'nice' areas right beside the decidedly dodgy ones with no real merge between the two.

Directly behind the wall is a staunchly Catholic area. You can see how close the house is to the wall and why it needs to be so high. Also note the metal grid lean-to at the back of the house. That's there so that things lobbed over the wall, like Molotov cocktails, will roll off the roof and off the grid and not land right beside the walls of the house. What a lovely place to live. This house is also right beside a memorial to martyrs- and this is where I started to get really angry.

This is a plaque in the memorial, it's about a meter high and has 2 1/2 columns of names to the left of these. This is a "martyrs memorial" and these three columns of names list innocent people killed in the struggles. Not martyrs but innocents who were killed because of the people (is it wrong that I want to call them fucktards?) like those who are named in the 2 1/2 columns to the right of them (no pic of them).

Last stop was this massively long wall of murals (sorry for shockingly awful slapping together of a panorama-wannabe) which are more generally political than the historical ones we'd been looking at. There are ones about Palestine and Bush as well as Ireland.

And on the way back to Corin's place he drove me past this lovely area. Also a scary place but if through my poorly taken photo, I hope you can note the flags strung across the streets. This was a majorly Protestant area.

And then my camera batteries died. I'm really glad I did this tour but it was, well, not depressing but it definitely drove home the fact that the situation in Ireland is in no way simple. And it's not really about religion, at least not any more and there's no pithy way to sum it up either. It's gosh-darn complicated.

Once I get emails from people I'll be able to upload some more upbeat pics of shenanigans and tomfoolery at Corin & Caroline's housewarming and the lot of us in the rain at mini-golf. Right, so now my lunch is definitely over so I'll have to save my footie and Jesus posts till tomorrow. Peace out.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

wah!


http://blogebrity.com/

OMG!! WTF!!!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

sweet transvestites

Today I was going to write the blog to end all blogs. There were going to be pictures galore, witticisms, astute comments on society, quotes, links, you name it baby, this blog was going to have it.

And then I lost motivation- not to mention actually having time to write this beast of a blog. So instead you'll get what you're given and that'll just have to do.

Yesterday was a day from Hell and all I really wanted to do at the end was to go home and have some quality alone time and sleep but instead had to go out to the theatre as I was going to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show with friends. It turned out to be the best bloody thing I could have done. How could I possibly have doubted that classy tunes and b&d costumes would not cheer me up? I time-warped like there was no tomorrow and screamed out 'asshole' and 'slut' with gleeful abandon. So therapeutic. Of course nobody will ever be better than Tim Curry but the Frankenfurter we had was pretty damn good, in fact apart from the chorus singers being a bit strident at times, it was brill.

In other news, I had Daniel staying with me for 5 nights which was cool. I don't know what the poor lad really thought of it all- he got dragged out to the most horrible 80s Russian porn-star-styled club on Sat night for Sam's going away thing. However we are a demon dancing duo and not even the poppy music (Jackson 5 through to Backstreet Boys) and horribly overpriced sugar-loaded premix drinks would put us off. We shook our groove things till 3am or so and then staggered off home. I took him on a very uneducational tour of London which involved walking along the Thames from Westminster to Tower Bridge without actually telling him anything about the sights or going in to any of the places. What a good friend I am. (I decided it was better that he just pick up the vibe of the thing.)

Right, time to do that work thing.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Shiny new computers! Left, right and centre!

After a some big time abscence, I am crawling back to repent my blogging sins, and try and do some penance for them.

First of all - since it is right in front of my face, I better say something about this:

The devillishly handsome 20" which is the new love of my life.
You can even see the whole of critic splayed out without any pesky palettes or tool bars getting in the way!
Sensational!
We also have upgraded most of the G3s in the room to brandspanking new, photoBooth laden gmacs. boo-yah booyah boo-yah!!!

It has turned mighty cold in Dunedin, A snow day will be along soon - kind of exciting, but hurting my sensitive toesies. All this cold means that a trip to the Tamahine knitwear sale is going to be occurring tres soon. I'm looking for matching hat, scarf and mittens. Preferably some sort of kookie style and colour. - You know, to display my "character".

Another keeping-warm-activity will be the margarita/mexican food/ trivial pursuit evening I will be hosting next Tuesday evening. I'm planning on a Ye Olde (in my family anyway) make your own burrito scheme, with lots of salsa, guacamole, melted cheese and cornchips. Also there will be LOTS of tequila and salty glasses.
Mostly I like hosting, and using my blender, but I've always particularly wanted to make "a pitcher of magaritas".

On the radio: ZB talkback. Ryan BH is listening to talkback for 24hours straight, in the interest of quality journalism.
In the air: not love, not smelly people but the scent of 5 new gmacs stretching their photobooth and widget legs.
Outside: Bright and sunny and about -3 degrees.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

counting my chickens before they hatch

I was sure I had some meaty topic I was going to tackle today but the heat had fried my brain and all I can think of is the chance that I might have found a place to do bojitsu again. It's been almost a year now since I've swung my staff around and I didn't fully realise how much I missed it until I was home for the 2 weeks and went back to training (only the once though, I'm so soft).

For the past week or so there have been people on the streets of Richmond wearing black belts and t-shirts with 'Richmond Academy of Martial Arts' on them and today at lunchtime I gathered up my pluck and went up to talk to one of them. I have had a look around on the web for bojitsu stuff in London but haven't had much luck so when the guy mentioned that they did weapons which included staff, I was so keen and eager that I totally forgot to ask about cost. So dumb. You get one free intro class which they want everyone to do and apparently it just runs you through the basics. I'm totally cool with starting from scratch, I just want to be able to do staff stuff again and hopefully jujitsu although I'm happy with doing something different for a while.

This 'academy' teaches 8 different styles of martial arts, not including weapons and is a fulltime thing as the instructors are there all day either teaching, training or out on the street recruiting. What I really liked was that they weren't accosting people so there was no pressure and the guy I talked to seemed quite nice. They have my name and number and will call me next Sunday (I'm busy until then) and book me in for an intro class. So fingers crossed that they aren't a bunch of flakes or wankers and that it all goes well. And it would be so super of it works out because the place is right beside Richmond train station and would be so handy so go to after work. Reading back over this, I sound way too calm, considering how excited I am. On the inside it's more like a berserk Aynia running around with muppet-styled frenzy going, "I get to swing around a stick again! I get to play with sticks! I get to be all martial artsy again! I get to play with sticks! Sticks sticks sticks. Yay yay yay. Hit hit hit. Happy happy happy." Think a combo between the Cookie Monster and Animal. And you never know, give it a couple of years and I might just look like April. Just. Might.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

cartoonarama

You know those little moments in life that are of almost no consequence whatsoever but make you really happy anyway? I had one today- I realised that Dave, the art editor at work, was wearing a Samurai Jack t-shirt. It's like seeing someone wearing a Homestar Runner t-shirt really- total surprise and joy and finding a fellow supercool person. A massive Samurai Jack enthusiasm session followed and he has them all on DVD so guess what I'm going to be watching very soon? So ultrafly, I'm very excited. For those not in the know, Samurai Jack is mega cool. Apart from amusing story lines, I am in love with the graphics and drawing style.
I'm a huge fan of animation in general and am of the genre of fan who can forgive (almost) lack of a decent plot if it looks bloody cool. I could rant and rave about animation but today I stick to 2D. Johnny Bravo (above) is another fav- I really need Cartoon Network which is the only place where you get to see a decent amout of these guys. I would write a top10 list and put in appropriate links but I really have work I should be doing so instead I'll slap in some pics. Of the golden oldies, Marvin rates up therebecause he is just hilarious. I think the ambiguity in Marvin is part of the appeal. Given his lack of facial features, so much of his emotion needs to be conveyed by his eyes and body language. And when he does talk (which is rarely), he has this nerdy little voice which sounds like it's been choked off half way down his throat. Finally there is Speedy who I have always had a soft spot for but got far too little coverage in my opinion.

Looking back I wish to apologise for such an über crappily written blog. So many generalisations, nothing in depth, no links to chase up- so slack. I blame work for distracting me. You'll just have to show some initiative and google the stuff yourselves.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

letting it all hang out

One of the things that is hard to get used to over here is the lack of privacy. Because so many people are packed in to such a small space, people have developed this weird knack of pretending they're in some private kind of bubble when they're actually in a very public place. The classic example of this is on the train. People on tube will talk across to each other about weekend exploits or relationship issues, you hear people having domestics on the phone, women put on their makeup on the way to work, it's just bizzarre All these small acts of people's private lives and they're carrying on like nobody else can hear or see. I guess you have to do this to a certain extent, you erect this private and invisible barrier so that you don't feel that your personal space (mental and physical) is being totally raped and invaded by these people you are forced in to such close contact with. But just because I understand it, doesn't stop it from being a bit surreal at times.

Friday, May 05, 2006

because they can


I'm a Mac user. I'm a Mac person even. Have been for years. Over time I have come to understand why PC people might think PCs are cool but I'm still pro-Mac . iPod, iTunes, iMac, AYNiA. I'll confess that when it comes down to it and I'm pushed to justify it, about all I come up with is, "Just because." Yes, I buy in to the image. Yes, I'm a media whore. But I'm cool with that. And now Apple have a series of ads that exploit just that. Some might say it's self indulgent but if what you're selling is an image and a vibe, this is the way to go. Check them out, they're mucho hilarious.

And for those supercool people who are in the know, there will be a familiar face from 'Ed'.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

dreamz

This weekend was a bank holiday weekend in the UK. What this basically means is that Monday was a public holiday. There are about 4 bank holidays a year and I have absolutely no idea why they are public holidays. But if I get a day off work, I'm not one to rock the boat with wanting to know why.

It was a relatively peaceful weekend that involved hanging out with friends, going out for brunch and baking. What will stick in my mind most though, is 'American Dreamz' which we went to see at the movies yesterday. This movie has had quite a bit of negative feedback "This overly silly satire aims at too many targets with arrows too dull to make relevant social commentary." but I really have to disagree. I thought it was great. I sat there as the credits rolled, slightly stunned and all I had to say was, "That was THE most cynical movie I have ever seen." (Notice that I managed to speak both in block caps and italics. No small feat, let me tell you...) I went expecting a comedy. What I got was a film that hid a lot of very caustic comments under a thin veneer of low-grade humour. I can see how some people wouldn't get it. If you're really really dumb, it would seem like a cheesy funny movie. I sat there thinking that (a) I can't believe America let that movie be made and (b) it's amazing what you can get away with saying if you hide it in a joke.

On other news, I'm trying to organise some of my friends to go to Venice for a weekend in June to celebrate my and Kerry's birthdays. Goodbloodyluck. You try to pin down 4 females down on when they want to travel, where to, what kind of accommodation they want to stay in and how much they're willing to pay for it all. Lucky I'm half German and a total OCD control freak. If anyone's up to the challenge, it's me.

Oh yes, I nearly forgot- a giant tsk tsk and disapproving head-shake goes out to everyone in NZ (except Alice, who wrote to me today, you're my fav) because NOBODY has written since I've been back in the UK. I gave out magnets, I know you have my email address. It's not fair that you get to read about me and I know nothing about you. So get writing you lazy tossers.

Please. xox