Hiassen could not have written better himself

I had other things to blog about today but nothing of real consequence until I came across the article below in today's Metro. If I had a devil and an angel on either shoulder, one would be telling me that this is not something to laugh at and is a real tragedy. The other would be rolling around on my shoulder, holding its belly as it laughed with tears streaming down its face. Say it with me folks- natural selection.


Hopefull it's scanned well enough that you can read it when you click on it...

Also, for those who don't get the Hiassen reference- tsk tsk I say. Get youself educated.