Pink its like red but not quite

Today through the glory of sharing iTunes libraries, I was finally reunited with Pink by Aerosmith. I remember this song from when NZ had MTV for an oh-so-brief period of time. The music video was simple but amusing. But the lyrics- oh the lyrics. Oh the hilarity.

Pink it´s my new obsession
Pink it´s not even a question
Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause
Pink is the love you discover
Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink ´cause you are so very
Pink it´s the color of passion
`Cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink it was love at first sight, yea
Pink when I turn out the light, and
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
You could be my flamingo
´Coz pink is the new kinda lingo
Pink like a deco umbrella
It´s kink - but you don´t ever tell her
Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
I want to be your lover
I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
Pink is my favorite crayon, yeah
Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink it´s like red but not quite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

rhyming genius:
As pink as the sheets that we lay on, Pink is my favorite crayon

lyrical genius:
Pink it´s like red but not quite

If you haven't, watch the video so you can hear the tune. I can't quite pinpoint exactly what it is about this song but it makes me smile inanely and on a stressy sucky day, it was a highlight.