Saturday, April 05, 2008

tough decisions

On my way to Egypt, I had my swiss army knife taken off me at the airport because, for the first time in 4 years, I forgot to put my keys in my suitcase and my pocketknife lives on my keyring. As makes sense. (By which I mean having it on my keyring makes sense. Forgetting to put it in my suitcase is just plain stupid.) So now I need a new one but cannot for the life of me choose exactly what I want. I have a list of things my knife must have and things it'd be nice if it did have and no knife seems to have everything on it.
must have
scissors (I use these the most)
tweezers and toothpick
knife blade
would be nice if it did have
can opener
bottle opener
corkscrew (spot a theme here)
nail file

But instead my choices are:

rambler
Length: 58mm
Layers: 2
Features: 9
* Thin Blade
* Nail file
* Bottle Opener
* Magnetic Philips screwdriver
* Wire stripper
* Flat blade screwdriver
* Keyring
* Tweezers
* Toothpick
* Scissors

Bottle opener good, scissors good but I'd really like a can opener and I know from experience that the blade on this one is pissy and small. I like a solid knife.

minichamp
Length: 58mm
Layers: 3
Features: 11
* Thin Blade
* Nail file
* Nail cleaner
* Cuticle Pusher
* Flat Blade Screwdriver
* Ruler
* Letter Opener
* Emergency Blade
* Orange Peeler & Scraper
* Bottle Opener
* Magnetic Philips screwdriver
* Wire stripper
* Keyring
* Ballpoint Pen
* Tweezers
* Toothpick
* Scissors

This one has more stuff but really more of the things I want and again, pissy little blade.

executive
Length: 74mm
Layers: 2
Features: 7
* Large Blade
* Small Blade
* Nail file
* Nail cleaner
* Flat Blade Screwdriver
* Orange Peeler
* Keyring
* Tweezers
* Scissors

This is the one I had and, in all honestly, will probably be the one I get again. I'd just really like if they'd put a bottle opener or can opener (in fact the two can double up) on there instead of the stupid orange peeler. I mean WTF?! The larger blade is okay though.

sportsman
Length: 84mm
Layers: 2
Features: 8
* Large Blade
* Corkscrew
* Can Opener
* Small Screwdriver
* Bottle Opener
* Large Screwdriver
* Wire Stripper
* Reamer & Puncher
* Nail File & Cleaner (short)
* Keyring
* Tweezers
* Toothpick

Here we are moving into what they call the 'large knives'. This looks like it has it all except WHERE'RE MY BLOODY SCISSORS?!!! Dickheads.

climber
Length: 91mm
Layers: 3
Features: 11
* Large Blade
* Small Blade
* Corkscrew
* Can Opener
* Small Screwdriver
* Bottle Opener
* Large Screwdriver
* Wire Stripper
* Reamer, Puncher & Sewing Eye
* Hook
* Scissors
* Keyring
* Tweezers
* Toothpick

Really, this one seems to have it all (except the nail file which I can cope without) except it's just too big to go on my keyring (I'm starting to feel like a MacGyver version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears...) and would totally doiminate things. I think there's an irony that my almost perfect knife is called the 'climber'...

So what's a girl to do? The climber is cheaper than executive which I just don't understand, even though it's nearly 2cm longer and a layer deeper. ARGH! Help! I just can't choose!

5 comments:

Lyndon said...

Hello. How are you, I am well.

I just popped by to see what's happening, and I thought I'd say spartan. I'm looking at one now. It's blue. Who is limiting your pocket knife choices?

Lyndon said...

Also, I believe you can take it on domestic flights in NZ.

aynz said...

There is no way they're letting you take that on a plane dude. I had a much smaller one taken off me years ago when I went up to the ASPAS. And the Spartan is a good choice but falls short because it doesn't have scissors which is a non-negotiable item. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Go for the Climber... it's so close to perfect you will kick yourself if you don't. if still unsure Buy 2, 1 small one for your key ring and a big one for your pack... easy :)

Lyndon said...

Since 1 October 2005 you have been allowed pocket knives with blades up to 6cm.

http://www.avsec.govt.nz/News/SharpsHBSbrochure.pdf

Didn't notice the lack of scissors tho. What I have is indeed a climber. I used to have an explorer too, lost somehow. I liked the idea of having a phillips screwdriver but i've come to the conclusion that for screwing screws it better to use the real thing.